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  • Baltimore Revo has signed with Empire Paintball for the 2015 season 0 CommentsPosted by on October 31, 2014 under Industry News, League Coverage, News
    We are proud to announce that Baltimore Revo has signed with Empire Paintball for the 2015 season. Baltimore Revo will continue to compete at the highest level that competitive paintball has to offer in the Paintball Sports Promotions (PSP) Pro Division. Along with Revo 2 and Revo 3 both competing in their respected divisions of the PSP.   Baltimore Revo will be suiting up in top of the... more.
  • October 23rd, 2014 0 CommentsPosted by on October 29, 2014 under Industry News, League Coverage, News, Scenario Coverage, The Ford Report, Top Story
    Everything found here was either directly observed by the staff, sent in by members of The Ford Report Mailing list, or quoted by anonymous Ford Report Minions. Keep in mind at all times… The Ford Report is for entertainment purposes only! Some of the things posted here may not be completely accurate. These posts may directly correlate to yourself, your team, or company. Use the link in this ema... more.
  • Funny Paintball People: Dale Ford 0 CommentsPosted by on October 28, 2014 under Dirt, News, The Ford Report, Top Story
    Editor's Note:  Over the weekend Kerry "Warhawk" Griffin of Ragnarock Production Group had threatened to write a "Funny Paintball People" story about yours truly...here are the results of him making good on this threat:    Seeing as a dear friend of mine, Dale “Furby” Ford, has been writing funny paintball people articles, I figured it would only be fitting that someone would wri... more.
  • Indoor. Industrial. Competition. 0 CommentsPosted by on October 27, 2014 under Industry News, League Coverage, News, Scenario Coverage
    Brutal gunfighting...with just one player winning! A brand new format. Played on Saturday nights at abandoned factories, old industrial buildings and deserted mills across the UK. 40 men enter. Only 1 will win. Play for cash and the respect of fellow fighters. A cross between high intensity speedball but within urban indoor fighting arenas......with no teams.....every fighter for himse... more.
  • Clint Moore leaves ART Chaos Moscow 0 CommentsPosted by on October 26, 2014 under Industry News, League Coverage, News
    Personal representative for Clint Moore, Grimalkin Decima announced today professional paintball player, Clint Moore, has officially left Art Chaos Moscow. He cites lack of playing time and utilizing his experience and skills efficiently as one of the major reasons for his decision to leave the legendary PSP World Cup and Millennium Series World Cup Champs team. ”I would like to thank the own... more.
  • Greg Muller leaves Valken 0 CommentsPosted by on October 24, 2014 under Industry News, News, The Ford Report, Top Story
    Legendary Sales Rep Greg Muller is moving on, to parts as-yet unknown:                     Muller has left the building - Instead of letting the rumor mill churn out a caustic mess of lies, half-truths and maybes, I’ll save myself the trouble and provide some details. Today is my last day with Valken Sports - it... more.
  • Funny Paintball People: Giovanni ‘Johnny’ Postorivo 0 CommentsPosted by on October 18, 2014 under Dirt, Industry News, News, The Ford Report, Top Story
    Over the course of my paintball 'career' I've done just about everything a player can do, including owning a shop.  I started out with a tiny online shop while I lived in Oklahoma, and later after I'd moved to Florida me, long time friend Kurt Wise and business partner Bryan Gilchrist owned "Unreal Paintball and Gaming" in Hudson, FL. Like any shop, we had an account with NPS, so we had some c... more.
  • Funny Paintball People: George Spurlock 0 CommentsPosted by on under Dirt, Industry News, News, The Ford Report, Top Story
    It's no secret that I'm friends with the Spurlock Brothers.   Mike, Andrew and George are all genuinely good people and very good at what they do, so what's not to like? Eldest brother George is the main reason for this.   Back 'in the day' George served as the face and front man for a lot of Mike's ventures, including OGI, a company formed to build and sell the legendary HALO loader.   T... more.
  • October 9th, 2014: The ‘I’m not at World Cup’ Report 0 CommentsPosted by on October 15, 2014 under Industry News, League Coverage, News, Scenario Coverage, The Ford Report, Top Story
    Everything found here was either directly observed by the staff, sent in by members of The Ford Report Mailing list, or quoted by anonymous Ford Report Minions. Keep in mind at all times… The Ford Report is for entertainment purposes only! Some of the things posted here may not be completely accurate. These posts may directly correlate to yourself, your team, or company. Use the link in this ema... more.
  • Funny Paintball People: Jonathan “Pedro” Davis 0 CommentsPosted by on October 13, 2014 under Dirt, League Coverage, Scenario Coverage, The Ford Report
    Jonathan "Pedro" Davis is not a pro player who burned up the circuit for years, nor does he have much desire to be famous or idolized.  He was part of the SPPL team Black and Blue Krew who utterly destroyed the All Americans in 2007, and while that league was in operation, he was a pivotal part of the team. Pedro is actually a very nice guy.  I think he's around 25 now.  I first met him and ... more.
  • Funny Paintball People: ‘Krazy Kim’ 0 CommentsPosted by on under Dirt, Scenario Coverage, The Ford Report
    I really do know Kim's full name, but as she's not really involved with paintball anymore, I'm using her nickname that she got around us to protect her privacy. I met Kim at Low Country Paintball during the Shooting Hot Magazine era, in 2009 or 2010.  As you can tell from the photo, she's an extremely attractive lady, and at the time I met her, around 23-24 years old.   This particular photo... more.
  • All good things come to an end…. 0 CommentsPosted by on October 12, 2014 under Dirt, Industry News, League Coverage, News, Scenario Coverage, The Ford Report, Top Story
    "I've just been down the gullet of an interstellar cockroach. That's one of a hundred memories I don't want." Tommy Lee Jones as “K”, Men In Black     Normally around this time of the year I'm thinking about the year that's just about gone by and what's happened in the game and the industry to present it as a “Year in Review” editorial.   This year it's going to... more.
  • Funny Paintball People: Kerry “Warhawk” Griffin 0 CommentsPosted by on October 10, 2014 under Dirt, News, The Ford Report, Top Story
    Kerry and I have actually known of each other for years, due to our mutual friendship with "TB" Wright of WorldOfTB.Com fame.    He's an old school scenario game producer and player, and his years of expertise show in how his games go.  I've played a few of his games in Florida now, and have enjoyed them immensely. Kerry is a huge man, and at first glance extremely intimidating.  However h... more.
  • Funny Paintball People: Thomas and Melody Presson 0 CommentsPosted by on under Dirt, News, The Ford Report, Top Story
    Thomas and Melody Presson are relatively new to the game of paintball, but obviously they have chops as business people.   I first heard of Paracord Addiction earlier this year, and I've watched Thomas and Melody turn what I initially thought was a bit of a gimmick into a serious up-and-coming player within the Industry. The men in my family tend to be stone-faced, which especially in my fath... more.
  • 2015 Empire Vanquish 0 CommentsPosted by on October 9, 2014 under Industry News, League Coverage, News
    We’re proud to announce the all new Empire Vanquish for 2015.   MAP: $1499.95   Empire Paintball brought you the awesome Vanquish paintball marker that performed great on the paintball field, but we are never satisfied and have worked hard to make it even greater.  It has a newly designed body that hides the hardware, and offers a more refined look that incorporates a slic... more.
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