The Ford Report

The NEO Report (August 14th, 2008)


The opinions expressed in the Ford Report are for entertainment only and should be taken as such.  Any Rumors, Speculation or Conjecture are just that.   Contents Copyright (C) 2008 by Dale R. Ford.
Hard Corps’/The Alamaar Group’s George Spurlock underwent surgery to correct a herniated disc in his neck as well as removing bone spurs yesterday.  His wife reports that he came through the surgery just fine and is in his hospital room recovering quietly.
  1. PSP’s Northeast Open started in earnest today.
  2. Avalanche leaves the NXL to concentrate on NPPL 7 Man.
  3. NPPL presents D3/D4 5 man competition at Houston NPPL event.  Some theorize that  this is a precursor to a reunification of the leagues, but I personally don’t believe that’s the case.  And no, I haven’t asked anyone over at The NPPL.  Yet.  I have to round up some particularly tough Minions to ‘talk’ to Walker…he’s known to be pretty tough.
  4. Cheryl Amaya says:  “PB2X issues will be available for free at the XPSL Nor Cal event!  Pick up the September issue there to learn about XPSL Victorville, the Chicago PSP, and a special feature of tips, tricks and tidbits all paintballers should know!”
  5. DLX Technology rolls out a new version of the Luxe in all black.
  6. KEE Action Sports reps joining various forums to push their new program, “Great Day of Play”.  You sign up at www.greatdayofplay.net, enter the code 68C and get printable coupons to have your field fees covered, assuming you meet certain qualifications.  Of course, putting that in my forums is quite possibly one of the most useless things you can do…if you want forums, you don’t go to 68Caliber.Com.  We do news, reviews, coverage and other cool stuff.  I leave running forums to those who’re willing to deal with porn, drugs, and possible Neo-Nazis.   It’d have been nice to have been asked if I wanted to participate in this program, too…just sayin’.
  7. PSP Announces this year’s World Cup, as well as hotel deals for World Cup.  We’ll be staying somewhere near Old Town, so we don’t have to worry about getting back to the room after getting hammered at Sun on the Beach.
  8. Evan & Susan Money were married again in Park City Utah this weekend. Evan & his bride renew their vows every year in a different state or country, Utah was # 11. A few Hollywood celebs attended but the Ford report is too classy to drop names.
  9. The GPL announces Event #4, which will take place September 6-7.  Registration is open, so sign up now to not only make Cyndi happy, but get in on some of the coolest competition in the NE.
  10. “Blues Brothers”, 1980.  I think The Paintball Reject owes me some E-Cool points.   I think I just dated myself, too.  Oops.
  11. Dave “Landshark” Norman presents his scenario paintball clinic “Dark Arts: Guerilla Warfare Clinic” at Fall Conquest.
  12. There will be at least three tanks at the Tippmann Extravaganza being held at EMR on August 30/31.  Miller Stryke Brigade, Black Tank Crew, and Lightning Force have all committed to bringing their tanks to this WWII scenario being produced by Viper Paintball.  Preregistration ends this Friday 8/15/08, so get yours in today.

  13. Virtue Paintball rolls out their Master Dealer Program, which can get your business a seriously cool looking floor display.

  14. Speaking of electronics, Janek from Hyperdrive says he’ll have some pretty big news for me next week.  Unfortunately I don’t have any european minons to spare at the moment, so I’ll have to wait.

  15. NPPL puts 100 VIP tickets on sale for Houston.  I’d like to see pictures of the hotties they mention in the PR…

  16. No, really.  Someone needs to hook a brother up.

  17. I have information that indicates that Ian Miller,  Editor of PGI,  has left the magazine. He’s getting married soon and is traveling with his new wife round the world.

  18. For some local flava, the SPCS is having a 3 man event September 21st at Xtreme Paintball Xperience in Kissimmee, FL.

  19. TechPB and Tampabay Damage are doing a clinic at Kohn Sports, 9am to 3pm September 27th. Limited to 50 people,$60 per person, call 813-571-0233 to reserve the spot!

  20. ANS Gear has a YouTube Channel:  http://www.youtube.com/user/ANSgearPaintball

  21. The website for XPSL and NPPL Team and Member Registration has changed domains from www.TheIDPro.com to www.RegisterMyTeam.com.

  22. RAP4 rolls out a thread-on version of the Apex tip for their Raptor threaded barrel.

  23. The Tiny Blonde Goddess will be heading back to Oklahoma starting next weekend to spend time with family and visit friends.  Before anyone gets any ideas, neither me nor The Tiny Blonde Goddess subscribe to the “ZIP Code” theory.

  24. The Ford Report is going to have its’ own website soon.  It’ll feature exclusive editorial content as well as the previous week’s Report out there for everyone to see.   As always, the only way to be up-to-date is to sign up for the Ford Report and be one of the cool kids on the block.  A fully functional sign up form will be available as well, as well as the usual ‘about’ information and such.  While TheFordReport.Com will be fully independant of 68Caliber.Com, it will complement it information-wise, since I know the guy who does all the content there.  I heard he was a Pimp.

3 Comments
  • mytmouse
    August 24, 2008
    #1

    Site looks pretty good…All professional!
    I especially like the banner..WOOT!
    Thanks Man,
    Jason

  • The Boss
    August 26, 2008
    #2

    Good Job Dale , I am sure it will go far!!!
    Thanks for all the good info.

  • jhall9701
    August 29, 2008
    #3

    Looking Good Dale,

    Keep it coming to us! we need the whole story.

    Scott

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