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- World Cup started today, for those of you with your heads in the sand. The Tiny Blonde Goddess, me, and our security team will be arriving in Kissimmee Friday evening and staying through Sunday. There are still some open time slots available if you’re wanting to have a meeting…if not, just say hey while we’re walking around! You’ll also have the chance to meet the face behind the voice of MouseTrapRadio.Com’s Jason “My-T-Mouse” Hall.
- Shawn Walker becomes the latest fixture in the sport to move on. Pacific Paintball’s CEO Scott Pierce will be taking over the day-to-day operations of the NPPL. Talking to these two about this issue has assured me that there are indeed professionals in this sport. I wish Scott the best of luck with his new duties and Shawn with whereever he ends up.
- If you’re at World Cup, buy X.O. 24K for $35, and Menace for $30. Use their paint and win, and your paint bill gets torn up!
- DXS has a new website, www.dxspaintball.com . Also, DXS now has a Facebook Fan page http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/pages/DXS-PAINTBALL/45100403920?ref=mf
- Severe will be selling Cyclone at World Cup for $33/case, and Tempest for $25/Case. Tell ‘em The Ford Report sent you.
- Shawn Walker has new contact information, for obvious reasons. Email: shawn@shawnswalker.com Cell: 951-522-8520
- DYE Rolls out the new i4 Goggles at World Cup, as well as their entry into the loader market, the Rotor.
- Review of the Hyperdrive ugrade chip for the VLocity commenced this week. I’m thinking about having Bobby from NAK rock it at World Cup, where he’s guesting with Pulse.
- Empire’s ‘09 line of pants, jerseys, and the like roll out this week at Disney.
- CFOA and Angel Paintball Sports secure insurance with Cossio Insurance Agency. Well, duh!
- Planet Eclipse will be conducting dealer meetings on their full 2009 product line, at the World Cup. Dealers are encouraged to contact their salesperson ahead of time, to reserve an appointment slot.
- Need a player or team for Commander’s Cup? www.freeagents.us is there to help!
- Tippmann and Hammerhead Barrels have formed a strategic partnership.
- NOCER Productions’ “Bloodlines: The Inquisition” went off this past weekend, and the Werewolves won. I should have the write up completed after this weekend.
- Speaking of that, Chris Iaquinta’s “Bedroom fantasies” came to life during a live internet photo shoot this weekend while I was up in Ocklawaha gnawing on vampires at Bloodlines. I’m not sure what it says about me that I’d rather go shoot people than look at hot, half naked women. Minions are enroute to IQ’s house right now to ‘have a little talk’ with him about sharing some pictures…
- Not to be outdone, Rich “PBJunkie” Struth rolls out his latest Junkette, Erica: http://www.pbjunkie.com/forums/chat-junkie-16/junkette-erica-pics-26958.html
- Last chance to sign up for the NPPL’s Commander’s Cup is October 25th. Sign up now and save some cash!
- JT announces relief pricing for the 2009 season on their line of goodies. Dealers, check in with your reps today!
- One4One.TV goes scenario again, with their latest video, a teaser for their upcoming Oklahoma D-Day video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_dERoTis5Y
- Writeup for Battlefield Blanding published at 68Caliber.Com.
- The Xtreme Paintball League is making changes to their player guesting program and ranking system in order to maintain fair play during the 2009 season.
- If you can’t make Commander’s Cup this year, the World Cup Asia event is taking place the same weekend in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia the same weekend.
- I’m a part of Dynasty Paintball’s Winner’s Circle now!
- The Tri-State Special Operations Command has named Poco Loco Paintball in Pottstown, PA as their official home field for 2009.
- If you can’t make World Cup to buy Empire’s 09 Gear lineup, ANSGear.Com has it in stock for you!
- After World Cup, I’ll be heading up to Deep South SuperField Low Country Paintball to play/cover “Assassin’s Greed” written by newcomer Bill Bain.
- Sleep is for the weak!
- I will be unavailable all day tomorrow. I will be having a minor medical procedure in the morning and I’m told that I’ll be floating around the house for a majority of the day afterwards. Don’t call me, I’ll call you!










