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1. The DraXxus Free Finale is this weekend up at Low Country Paintball in Ludowici, GA. Two of the nastiest players in the SE are squaring off to see who owns the night life at LCP. The South Beach Pimps and I are playing for Sideshow, who’s marginally nastier than My-T-Mouse. http://thefordreport.com/2008/12/10/format-change-for-this-years-dxs-free-finale/ for all the info you need to know.

2. The RPL springs up in the aftermath of the NPPL closing the doors. Shawn Walker is heading up the new regional league, and this Friday he’ll get grilled live by Evan Money. http://thefordreport.com/2008/12/10/questions-and-answers-for-the-rpl/ for the info you need to send in questions to Walker.

3. Speaking of Walker, Camille Lemanski let us know that he’s also running Camp Pendleton Paintball Park out in Cali. www.ThePaintballPark.com for more info.

4. The Proto SLG UL review is complete and posted up for your reading enjoyment. http://thefordreport.com/2008/12/11/the-proto-slg-ul/

5. The GPL is going national. That means the entire country will have the opportunity to get to know my favorite video game character, Brian Barno!

6. Had a nice talk this with with Jacko. He was initially mad at me, but once he got the right info, all was well.

7. PaintballBids.Com is up and running, and is the place you ought to go to sell your gear! And no, I’m not the one behind it…Raul Gonzalez in Miami is…

8. Kila Products has ‘tank bumpers’ for your air system…neat idea! http://www.kilaproducts.com/product.php?cid=16&sid=59&pid=146

9. John Amodea is up to something other than just updating his blog…pity all my minions are in California interrogating Shawn Walker and Evan Money at the moment…

10. Lane Wright responds to the ongoing situation with Pacific Paintball. Www.pspevents.com for more info.

11. “Hollywood” says: “The Imperial Guard under the command of Jerry “Dutch” Schappart defeated the Chaos Marines, commanded by “G. I.” Joe Paradise, 3135 to 2992 at Wayne Dollack’s Grand Finale.”

12. HonestAutoEstimates.Com becomes The Ford Report’s first out-of-industry advertiser. Matt said to run his banner or he’d beat the crap out of me. So, I did. But it’s a killer service if you’re not automotively inclined…

13. Brian “Moati” Russell from Special Ops Paintball is getting married this weekend in Salt Lake City. Let us wish him and his soon to be bride a wonderful weekend.

14. Sean Scott says: “Smart Parts will be at the Free Finale offering free tech service to anyone shooting Smart Parts markers. And if I get time, I will be hitting the field as well with my SP1 with my new blackheart board in it.. 20 bps of giggling madness.”

15. The South Beach Pimps will be on hand breaking in their new Planet Eclipse Sponsorship…sources in Miami indicate that unofficial team captain John Navarro is giggling like a Cuban schoolgirl…

16. Speaking of the South Beach Pimps, check out their profile here: http://thefordreport.com/2008/12/07/the-south-beach-pimps-a-scenario-team-profile/

17. My boy Bobby is repping for Fluid muscle recovery drink here in FL. http://livefluid.com/recovery.php for more info.

18. Bambi Bullard says: “BAMBI BULLARD WILL BE AT THE FREE FINALE COVERING THE EVENT FOR APG MAGAZINE AND ALSO WILL HAVE STAFF OPERATING A BOOTH FOR SALES OF THE NEW “RAIDER” PACK BY MEDUSA PAINTBALL. A VERY LIMITED NUMBER OF THE PACKS WILL BE AVAILABLE AT THE EVENT. ALSO AVAILABLE WILL BE HAMMERHEAD BARRELS AND FIN KITS, SAVE PHACE GOGGLES, AND OTHER MISCELLANEOUS PRODUCT. STOP BY THE COASTAL TRADING COMPANY TENT TO CHECK OUT THE PRODUCTS AND IF THE PACKS OR KITS ARE SOLD OUT, PLACE YOUR ORDER THERE!”

19. Bambi, all caps means you’re yelling. Just sayin’.

20. Money Paintball is having an end-of-the-year blowout on Karnage goodies and other items. Www.moneypaintball.org for more info.

21. ANS Gear is having a Christmas sale.

22. I’ve got connections in the Injection Molding industry if you’re looking to have some parts made. It’s made right here in the USA, and the quality and pricing for your projects are phenomenal. Me and my homie Bob can price it all down for you, including molds.

23. The SPCS are advertising their Novice, Amateur and Masters Divisions. Check ‘em out at www.thespcs.com

24. Paintball Sports’ digital edition of the December issue is up at http://www.paintballsportsmag.com/

25. Now that I’m done with this week’s Ford Report, gotta go finish packing up all my gear…and clothes..I guess….