UWL creates an event series for players on any level to enjoy competitive woodsball. The Ultimate Woodsball League, online at www.PlayUWL.com, is proud to announce its inaugural season of ten-man woodsball action. Conceived to offer players on every skill level, with every level of equipment, an exciting competitive paintball experience on wooded fields of play, the Ultimate Woodsball League br... more.

Vital Statistics Age: 38 Marital Status: Married 16 years Children: 3, 1 Boy and 2 Girls Vehicle: 1974 Chevy Nova with a 400 Small Block Music: Anything but New Country Lawrence "TB" Wright is recognized as one of the most highly skilled commanders in scenario paintball, as well as one of the most outspoken and controversial members of the paintball media. He's written fo... more.

Introducing Your League's Western and Eastern Conferences Huntington Beach, CA - The US Paintball League's 2009 season will consist of six events. The season opener, the Surf City Open, will take place on the beach in Huntington Beach, CA April 3 - 5, 2009. The US Paintball League will offer Divisional teams three titles to compete in; a Western Conference title, Eastern Conference title a... more.

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January 24th, 2009 Clearwater and Miami, FL FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Teams IYAOYAS and South Beach Pimps form strategic alliance Scenario Paintball is about teamwork and skill, and in the Deep South there are a lot of teams with both. Two relative newcomers to the game have decided to join forces: The South Beach Pimps and Team IYAOYAS (If You Ain't Operator You Ain't Safe). The S... more.

Email I got from a friend today: ----- Original Message ----- From: Sideshow To: Dale Ford Sent: Friday, January 23, 2009 12:42 PM Subject: I need help Guys, I have never written asking for your help before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. M... more.

2009 US Paintball League All six dates are confirmed Event #1: Confirmed Surf City Open Huntington Beach, CA April 3 - 5, 2009 Event #2: Confirmed Pev's Paintball Park Washington DC May 15 - 17, 2009 Event #3: Venue TBA West Coast June 12 - 14, 2009 Event #4: Confirmed Boston Paintball July 31 - August 2, 2009 Event #5: Venue TBA West Coast Aug... more.

College paintball's sanctioning body retains the services of Paintball X3's Paintball Business Journal to help grow college, high-school and grass-roots paintball. The National Collegiate Paintball Association (NCPA), the sanctioning body promoting collegiate and high school paintball throughout the United States, has retained the services of Paintball X3's Paintball Business Journal and M... more.

Registration for the US Paintball League's Surf City Open in Huntington Beach, CA opens February 16, 2009. This event will be capped off at 130 teams, so teams will need to register as soon as possible to secure a spot in this highly anticipated event. The US Paintball League has lowered the 2009 entrance fees and raised the prize package. Divisions Professional (Invite Only) Divi... more.

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Learn the magic key that made one field owner over $30,000 a month consistently and much much more! First off if you're like me your wondering what a teleseminar is. It's designed for people like me who hate airports, packing and leaving family but really want the information at the seminars. What we are doing is a live phone seminar event, you call in and listen, ask questions etc. Just like a... more.

Dave and I's friend Willie (of TechPB.Com) has been bugging my supervisor Dave Edelman to come out and give paintball a try for some time...Dave and his son showed up a few weekends ago at Kohn Sports to give it a try. Dave is a very nice guy...which means that he's not your typical hyper-aggressive paintball player.   His innate niceness serves him well, especially when supervising a hai... more.

U.S. Paintball League (USPL) Sixteen Professional Teams have invested heavily in forming the US Paintball League (USPL) - your paintball league. The player-owned league is dedicated to growing the sport of paintball across the United States by offering 7-man play from Division 3 to the Professional level in addition to a division of 5-man. Season Opener Confirmed: Huntington Beach, CA Apr... more.

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Everything found here was either directly observed by the staff, sent in by members of The Ford Report Mailing list, or quoted by anonymous Ford Report Minions. Keep in mind at all times... The Ford Report is for entertainment purposes only! Some of the things posted here may not be completely accurate. These posts may directly correlate to yourself, your team, or company. If you are offend... more.