Everything found here was either directly observed by the staff, sent in by members of The Ford Report Mailing list, or quoted by anonymous Ford Report Minions. Keep in mind at all times... The Ford Report is for entertainment purposes only! Some of the things posted here may not be completely accurate. These posts may directly correlate to yourself, your team, or company. If you are offended... more.

Everything found here was either directly observed by the staff, sent in by members of The Ford Report Mailing list, or quoted by anonymous Ford Report Minions. Keep in mind at all times... The Ford Report is for entertainment purposes only! Some of the things posted here may not be completely accurate. These posts may directly correlate to yourself, your team, or company. If you are offe... more.

World-Famous Team Avalanche and Pro Paintball Player Frank Connell have inked a deal for the 2009 Season with Englewood, CO-based The Sports Authority. The particulars of the agreement haven't been made public at this time, but Team Captain Frank Connell said "It's an honor to have a company as strong as The Sports Authority backing myself and my team, with their support we will be able to ... more.

This year's "Holy Grail: Return of the Tater Tot King" being produced by NOCER Productions March 28th - 29th at Old River Paintball in Ocklawaha, FL is pleased to announce that LAPCO will be enhancing the '09 Proto SLG UL being donated to the prize package with their 2-piece barrel, the SnapShot. "Georgia" Joe Hamilton will be playing King Arthur and the English Kanigits, and Bill "Firebug" Mei... more.

PRESS RELEASE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE CONTACT: promo@dxspaintball.com www.dxspaintball.com Ludowici Ga, March 15, 2009 DXSTM Paintball is pleased to note that another season has started at Low Country Paintball this year, starting with Bill "Firebug" Meister's "Harry Pottier 4: The Goblet of Fire" which happened March 7th and 8th. Slytherin House came from behind to win the Tri-... more.

Everything found here was either directly observed by the staff, sent in by members of The Ford Report Mailing list, or quoted by anonymous Ford Report Minions. Keep in mind at all times... The Ford Report is for entertainment purposes only! Some of the things posted here may not be completely accurate. These posts may directly correlate to yourself, your team, or company. If you are offe... more.

My Sainted Mother, who is such because she survived raising me, found some pictures recently that she thought I'd like to have. She was right. I haven't always been a paintball player...at one point in my life I was a normal teenager, and I was a soldier.  Sadly being a soldier didn't work out for me, since my body decided that I should do other things.  So after 89 days of service in ... more.

Okay, this ain't rocket science. All you have to do is register. It takes 20 seconds and once you do that we'll enter your name into a drawing with a total prize purse of more than $2500. Prizes include hoodies, t-shirts, shorts, jackets, GatWraps, hats, loaders/hoppers, and other amazing stuff from our uber-cool advertisers. Plus, we're throwing in a bunch of subscriptions to our print magazine a... more.

In the days and weeks since I wrote the first press release attempting to address some of the misconceptions about Paint Club, it's become obvious to me that I've failed in my role as Minister of Sinister Implications and Information Dispersal in being absolutely clear and complete in revealing what I can of Paint Club. I've been directed by the game's promoters to disperse more information... more.

Johnny The Ogre is a member of the paintball industry and his views do not necessarily represent the views of either The Ford Report or Mr Dale "Furby" Ford, or anyone else for that matter. In the time of worldwide economic crisis, general drop in sales of equipment and disappearing paintball companies, PaintballX3 Magazine (http://www.paintballx3.com) broke news that Gino Postorivo, previo... more.

Columbia, SC-based Another Sick Ano has signed on with The Ford Report for the 2009 season. Gary "Sarge" Hallam and Dale Ford came to the agreement at Low Country Paintball's "Harry Pottier 4: The Goblet of Fire" this past weekend. Another Sick Ano gets its' name from customers and friends of Hallam who would always comment "That's another SICK ano" when seeing his work. Staying true to th... more.

Planet Eclipse has signed Miami-based scenario team South Beach Pimps for the 2009 Season. The South Beach Pimps, led by John Navarro have taken the deep south by storm, making their presence felt at every event attended in 2008, and they made a huge impact on LCP's "Harry Pottier 4: The Goblet of Fire" this past weekend. The team is a massively powerful assault element for a General to use ... more.

Everything found here was either directly observed by the staff, sent in by members of The Ford Report Mailing list, or quoted by anonymous Ford Report Minions. Keep in mind at all times... The Ford Report is for entertainment purposes only! Some of the things posted here may not be completely accurate. These posts may directly correlate to yourself, your team, or company. If you are offe... more.

SouthEastern Alliance Teams IYAOYAS and South Beach Pimps become sponsored teams for Deep South Super-Field Low Country Paintball for the 2009 season. The two teams finalized the deal with LCP's Billy Smith this weekend during Bill "Firebug" Meister's production of "Harry Pottier 4: The Goblet of Fire" game. In joining the LCP Army, IYAOYAS (AKA "The Yo-Yo's) and South Beach Pimps (AKA "... more.

Everything found here was either directly observed by the staff, sent in by members of The Ford Report Mailing list, or quoted by anonymous Ford Report Minions. Keep in mind at all times... The Ford Report is for entertainment purposes only! Some of the things posted here may not be completely accurate. These posts may directly correlate to yourself, your team, or company. If you are offe... more.