Ancient Japanese legend speaks of an Idol whose power is so great and magnificent that anyone who possesses it can rule the world (or his own back yard anyways). The secret of the Brass Monkey was entrusted to the Ancient Shaolin Monks. The Shaolin being wise and noble hid the Brass Monkey from all of mankind fearing the wrath of destruction that could be brought forth by one mans possession of such an object. A list of specific clues was left that only the worthy could decipher and follow.

Hundreds of years have passed and the secrets of the Brass Monkey have once again resurfaced. A lone archeologist discovered them in an ancient cave in the Himalayas. On his way back to the new world, tragedy struck as his ship was sunk and the secrets were spread out at sea.

Now avast there mates, out comes Long John Peg Leg Blackbeard Patch Eye Camojester Hook, King of the Floating Kegs, has discovered parts of the secrets of The Brass Monkey. Now with a strong desire to create the best grog the world has ever seen and a merry band of misfits to accompany him in the journey, the hunt is on for he and his pirate army.

Unbeknownst to the Pirate Army, there also exist a Ninja of sorts, Redneck Ninjee Scott Hall. Now ole Scottie has been studying Ninjitsu for quite some time. He has the basic judy chop, the ninjee chop and even his own form of the kung fu kick. But with the possession of the Brass Monkey, He could become the greatest Ninjee in the WORLD! Being able to perform the judy chop and the kung fu kick at the same time without loosing his leg is his ultimate dream. He would be ultimately respected by Redneck Ninjees everywhere. When Scott received word that the secrets of the Brass Monkey were out, he began to gather a clan of his own Redneck Ninjee to seek out the secrets, nothing could stand in his way.

So set sail for the land of adventure, where X marks the spot and Rum flows freely or use your mastery of Ninjitsu to help the Redneck Ninjee become the greatest Ninjee ever. Who will be the first to discover the secrets of the Brass Monkey. Low Country Paintball, December 12th and 13th 2009.

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