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Archive for July, 2009
  • July 23rd, 2009 0 CommentsPosted by on July 29, 2009 under News, The Ford Report
    Everything found here was either directly observed by the staff, sent in by members of The Ford Report Mailing list, or quoted by anonymous Ford Report Minions. Keep in mind at all times... The Ford Report is for entertainment purposes only! Some of the things posted here may not be completely accurate. These posts may directly correlate to yourself, your team, or company. Use the link in this... more.
  • EXCLUSIVE first look at 2010 Distortion Line! 1 CommentsPosted by on under Dirt, Featured, News
    A Ford Report Minion has gotten exclusive pictures and information regarding the 2010 line from Planet Eclipse. Long known for their line of high quality soft goods and makers of one of the most popular paintball guns in the sport, Planet Eclipse has widened their focus to now include future players as well as current players. The 2010 Distortion Diaper is still in the prototype phase o... more.
  • What comes after the High Rate of Fire Giggle? 2 CommentsPosted by on July 27, 2009 under Dirt, Featured, Scenario Coverage
    Here in the Deep South, we play a little rougher than other parts of the country. We play hard, we party hard, and and we like shooting fast. Down here a lot of 1- and 2- year old 'space guns' (The semi-insulting term for high-end guns) are making their way into the hands of hardcore Mil-Sim and Scenario players. While I suspect this is an ongoing nationwide trend, it's very pronounced he... more.
  • Sir Rod and “Markers” 5 CommentsPosted by on July 22, 2009 under Dirt, Featured, News
    Respected Tampa Bay Player Rod "Sir Rod" Selner takes a very masculine, politically incorrect and older school than Steve Davidson look at the term "Marker" and the morass of Political Correctness that it sprang from: It's called a paintball gun. It shoots paint, if it quacks like a duck..... I have markers I use them to make nice little birthday and anniversary cards for my wife. I ... more.
  • July 16th, 2009 0 CommentsPosted by on July 21, 2009 under News, The Ford Report
    Everything found here was either directly observed by the staff, sent in by members of The Ford Report Mailing list, or quoted by anonymous Ford Report Minions. Keep in mind at all times... The Ford Report is for entertainment purposes only! Some of the things posted here may not be completely accurate. These posts may directly correlate to yourself, your team, or company. Use the link in th... more.
  • Party at Decay of Nations! 0 CommentsPosted by on under Featured, News, Scenario Coverage
    The third edition of Southern California's #1 scenario game, Decay of Nations III, is already shaping up to be the biggest and best Decay ever, with more teams, superstar paintball celebrities, missions and prizes than ever before. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! Today we are thrilled to announce that the world famous SC Village (the battleground for every Decay of Nations) will be hosting two HUGE part... more.
  • A Balls’ New A Box 0 CommentsPosted by on July 17, 2009 under Featured, News, The Ford Report
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  • July 9th, 2009 0 CommentsPosted by on July 15, 2009 under News, The Ford Report
    Everything found here was either directly observed by the staff, sent in by members of The Ford Report Mailing list, or quoted by anonymous Ford Report Minions. Keep in mind at all times... The Ford Report is for entertainment purposes only! Some of the things posted here may not be completely accurate. These posts may directly correlate to yourself, your team, or company. Use the link in th... more.
  • Iron Mace Paintball Closing 1 CommentsPosted by on July 14, 2009 under Featured, News, Scenario Coverage, The Ford Report
    Todd Mowry's Iron Mace Paintball is closing.  Over the years Todd and I swapped emails fairly regularly, and we got along great.  He's the real deal, one of those prototypical "Nice Guys" that is now leaving Florida, and at least for now, the paintball industry: Closure of Iron Mace paintball and huge moving sale party on July 18th from 8AM till sometime Sunday morning. Location 5120 cora... more.
  • Tale of the Tape: The Free Finale 2009 Generals 2 CommentsPosted by on July 12, 2009 under News, Scenario Coverage
    This year Billy Smith and the band of unfortunates who bring games to life at LCP are getting silly this year with "Pirates and Ninjas: The Quest for the Brass Monkey". In addition to losing his mind on paint and air pricing, LCP's Billy Smith has picked the two Generals for this year's game. Scott Hall of Camp Blanding Fame will be going up against AssaSIN Nation's Chris "CamoJester" Greer... more.
  • TechPB’s response and news of the week… 1 CommentsPosted by on July 10, 2009 under Featured, News, The Ford Report
    Mike Phillips of TechPB follows up in a video response to PBNation's latest advertising/promotional pack: RIGHT CLICK HERE AND "SAVE LINK AS" ... more.
  • The Pre-4th of July Report 0 CommentsPosted by on July 8, 2009 under News, The Ford Report
    Everything found here was either directly observed by the staff, sent in by members of The Ford Report Mailing list, or quoted by anonymous Ford Report Minions. Keep in mind at all times... The Ford Report is for entertainment purposes only! Some of the things posted here may not be completely accurate. These posts may directly correlate to yourself, your team, or company. Use the link in th... more.
  • Sarcastically Speaking on the H&K Lawsuits… 1 CommentsPosted by on July 7, 2009 under Dirt, Featured, News, Scenario Coverage
    Sir Rod, one of the more respected and admired scenario players here in Florida, speaks out in his own way on the Lawsuits brought by Heckler and Koch against several paintball and airsoft companies: Well here we go now this is another fine mess you gotten us in to. You darn mill sim and scenario crowd have forced all these paintball gun manufactures to go and break the law. Begging them a... more.
  • Another View on The Change of Venue for World Cup 5 CommentsPosted by on July 5, 2009 under Featured, News
    When I put up the press release from the PSP regarding the new venue for World Cup, I was actually pleased.  However, as evidenced by the email sent in anonymously below, not everyone agrees with the move: My God, what in the hell were Lane and the others at PSP thinking when they moved the World Cup over to the grounds of Fantasy of Flight? Yeah, as you noted in the last Ford Report, it... more.
  • Today’s Word Is… 3 CommentsPosted by on July 2, 2009 under Dirt, Featured, The Ford Report
    Note: This editorial is the sole opinion of Dale Ford, and doesn't necessarily reflect the opinions and views of advertisers or sponsors of The Ford Report. No industry people or paintball media were harmed during the writing of this editorial. "Hypocrisy" YourDefinition.Com defines "Hypocrisy" as such: hy·poc·risy noun pl. hypocrisies -·sies a pretending to be what one... more.
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