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PaintClub 21: Project Chaos


One of the most difficult things about PaintClub 21 in May was deciding how we’d top it for 2010.

That decision has been made.

The 3 unfortunate, inglorious, politically incorrect bastards who brought you PaintClub 21 are back, bringing the uncapped, unrestrained and unclothed fun back to Low Country Paintball February 20th-21st, 2010.

School was in session in May, and we learned our lessons. One of the things we learned was that it’s much easier to heat a tent in South Georgia than it is to air condition it, hence the reason that the 2010 event will be held in February.

Now, before everyone goes and starts overreacting like they did last year, indulge me for a moment while I say some things up front that will hopefully lay to rest any fears and prevent any moral compasses from going into a proper tizzy:

  • You have to be APPROVED AND VETTED be accepted to PaintClub 21. Later Press Releases for the 2010 event will explain the process.

  • There will be NO ALCOHOL on the field, AT ALL! At this year’s game, if you drank, you were done on field. The same will apply this year, obviously.

  • There will be NO NUDITY ON FIELD! However, there will be plenty of nudity in the main tent and in the Ding-Dong tent AFTER Executive Chef Bill Bain serves dinner AFTER everyone’s done playing for the day.

Now that we have that out of the way, stay tuned to selected, worthy websites and publications like The Ford Report, PBJunkie.Com, and Shooting Hot Magazine for more information on this one-of-a-kind event that can only be described with one word:

Epic.

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