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1. ProCaps L.P. Recently sponsored the backstage artist lounge for Crue Fest, which was held in early September. I suddenly got this visual of the Romanian Terminator banging his head to Motley Crue…

2. I had lunch with Frank Connell after touching down in Charlotte last weekend…neener neener neener!

3. There’s a rumor floating around that DYE has been contracted by DLX to manufacture the Luxe. Both Chris Williamson of DYE and Adam Gardner of SP deny this rumor.

4. Had a great time at Fulda Gap, despite the cold and terrain that had my knees saying all sorts of dirty things to me Sunday morning. Many thanks to the peeps at Valken, Elisa and Segey with LAPCO, Josh Silverman with Pinokio, O.D.B. And Lance from Planet Eclipse, and of course the Strike Force and OG homies. Coverage coming in the December issue of Shooting Hot Magazine.

5. Blue and Deuce are coming to this year’s Free Finale, along with DXS and BT Paintball. Blue and Deuce will be spreading the JT love, so make sure to check ‘em out! Billy reports that registrations are starting to come in hot and heavy now, so apparently players are deciding to get the best bang for their buck! Www.freefinale.com

6. And just in case you need a refresher as to who you’d be fighting for, check this out: http://thefordreport.com/?p=692

7. The first and only blue force style tracking system for paintball and airsoft is now live for player use. Totally free, just register a forum account @ www.ndtoys.com and check the NDTrak Instructions posted in the forum. It uses cell phones to provide position updates

   and is compatible with iPhone, Android, webOS, Blackberry, and Windows Mobile via Google Gears, and features multiple privacy controls.

8. Speaking of LAPCO, I saw over on TechPB that they’ve released a First Strike compatible barrel for the Tiberius Arms T9.

9. Shantel Porter of the Polk County Suicide Guys, Iowa won Planet Eclipse Distortion Paintball Pants. Congrats!

10. The RPL has announced a Pump Division for their final event of the season, to be held November 20^th to the 22^nd at Camp Pendleton Paintball Park near Oceanside, California. Www.therpl.com for more info.

11. That very same weekend I’ll be at Old River Paintball near Ocklawaha, FL attending the NOCER/Old River Toys for Tots game. It’s recently been rumored that the South Beach Pimps will be officiating the event. Look up Old River Paintball on Facebook to be their friend and get all the info for this event!

12. On November 29^th, those of you out in California will have the opportunity to play at Giant Paintball Park’s fields at a reduced rate and pay less for paint! Check it out at http://www.giantpaintball.com/new/

13. X7OG member Aleksandar “Pirke” Nikolic travels from Serbia to play forNATO at the Fulda Gap scenario this past weekend. Rumors have it that this Serbian ‘baller plans to hit up Dollywood in Pigeon Forge, TN this upcoming weekend to top off his visit with some southern hosipitality and roller coaster rides.

14. November 13/14/15 the Canadian tournament paintball season comes to a close with the final BCPPL event of the year “The Brawl for it All.” This indoor (in a stadium) event is celebrating its 5th anniversary, a huge trade show with Canada’s biggest paintball companies, a live webcast, and lots of other goodies. Be sure to check it out online at www.bcppl.com or www.thebrawlforitall.com .

15. Custom Products releases their tactical barrel system. Www.customproducts.us

16. The “World Domination Tour” of the LCP Army kicked off at Fulda Gap this past weekend, and has officially begun its world tour as Alex Nikolic, the newly inducted member of OSF, and team IYAOYAS, who was flown in from his homeland of Serbia, is the first official native European member of an LCP Army team.

17. If you’re playing in the SPCS event this weekend down here in Florida, and if you’re playing the Master’s Division, you don’t pay entry! Www.thespcs.com

18. Apparently my Minions finally ‘convinced’ the hardcases over at Tippmann to hand over a Phenom, as serial # 21 arrived at my house recently. Full review to come.

19. The Tiny Blonde Goddess has been talking to Addiction Army’s Bill Murray a lot lately…I wonder what they’re up to…

20. Joseph “Sideshow” Holloran wins the OG Meet and Greet Tippmann X7 Phenom

    raffle at Fulda Gap and decides to give it to the winner of the NATO

    Young Gun Award. Jeff “Invictus” Brigman wants to thank Tippmann, Valken, Tiberius, TechT,

    JCS, and LAPCO for all the swag they donated for the OG Meet and Greet

    give aways at Fulda Gap.

21. I know there’s a Chili’s in Hickory, NC that’ll never be the same…

22. E-Money drops in: “READY TO EXPAND or READY TO LAUNCH! No matter where you are in your paintball journey we are here to serve you! Give us a call or e-mail today and we have a very special offer for you! Call 1-866-999-6663 or 310-750-6218”

23. If you’re in a Colorado Springs Mall and you notice a blue eyed, white haired gentleman that sounds almost EXACTLY like me and looks vaguely like me in a camera shop, just keep on walking…nothing to see there…