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1. Keely Watson is no longer with the PSP. A letter she sent out claims that she’s leaving to seek other opportunities, but the rumor mill says otherwise. In either event, Lane is running the show now.

2. Speaking of Keely…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d7EivkYFrQ&feature=player_embedded

3. Newest issue of Shooting Hot Magazine is out for your enjoyment…this month we got TWO hotties in the magazine not wearing very much…Junkie’s Junkette of the month, and the elegant Dawn Allcot. I’m told that her husband is giggling like a Japanese Schoolgirl who drank too much Monster over how the shoot turned out and people’s reaction to it… http://www.shootinghotmagazine.com for the hotness.

4. BLUE and BLUE’S CREW will be attending the Grand Finale at Wayne’s World this coming weekend and playing on the side of Double Threat. They will have their entire JT SPORTS compound set up showing the latest and greatest in JT Gear for everyone to check out. Come on out and run and gun with us or shoot against us, but either way, be sure to stop by the compound to hang out after the playing is over.

5. Of course, the weekend after that Blue and Crew will be up at Free Finale at LCP, as well as Dread Pirate Camojester and Ninjee Master Scott Hall. Come battle me and the South Beach Pimps at Free Finale! Www.freefinale.com

6. The GPL is already spooling up for the 2010 season: http://www.thegpl.com/images/WinterFlyer.jpg

7. The SPO Gear Versa Too becomes the official hopper of The Ford Report: http://thefordreport.com/?p=873

8. The infamous and extremely English Kitty is making a go of her new headband/bandanna business, Muppet Mowers. Http://www.muppet-mowers.com to witness the perfection.

9. Next weekend the SPCS if having another event, using the PSP Phoenix 09 layout. Look things over at www.thespcs.com

10. RAP4 goes G.O.L.F.-ing: http://www.rap4.com/rap4-golf-paintball-training-projectiles-a-258.html

11. The homies over at Custom Products have rolled out their tactical line of barrels and accessories. Check them out at www.customproducts.us

12. The lovely and gracious Elisa with LAPCO Paintball has sent out some Big Shot Assault barrels and accessories for review in Shooting Hot Magazine. Catch up with her at http://www.lapcopaintball.com

13. Gino Postorivo took a break from feeding his sales team raw lion meat to drop me an ‘eyes-only’ picture of a pair of the upcoming V-Tac Pants, which are set to drop on the market later this month. I’m thinking a MARPAT pattern would be cool as well, but I like where he’s going with the current design.

14. The RPL has released their 2010 schedule of events.

15. Battle Ground Paintball presents RED SLEIGH DOWN Dec 19th. Battle Ground Paintball will be open every weekend 9am to 8pm. The TOYS FOR TOTS drive will begin the weekend after Thanksgiving, so bring a new unwrapped toy and get $5 off. For more info call (903) 343-8945. Carl Watkins, Smith County Suicide Guys, Texas.

16. Dark Sports UK distributor of Gi Milsim have a web site now http://www.dark-sports.co.uk and are also on twitter http://www.twitter.com/darksports They have just taken delivery of the field grade paint in a swanky box, Andy Piper said “It’s the funkiest box I have ever seen, but then I did design it so what do you expect?”

17. The GEO that never was: http://eclipsehq.blogspot.com/2009/11/sl91-1-of-10.html

18. Dawn Allcot is taking over as the paintball go-to person at AllReviews.Com. If you got something you want out there, contact her at dawnallcot@gmail.com

19. The latest issue of the Paintball Business Journal is online.

20. If you speak German, here’s the mainstream German press story regarding the raid at the paintball tournament: http://www.berlin.de/polizei/presse-fahndung/archiv/146174/index.html

21. I’m hearing that Valken is going to be sponsoring and setting up booths at Millenium Series events in 2010.

22. Planet Eclipse Etek 3′s are beginning to come in stock at some online shops like shop4paintball.com

23. Grand Finale at Wayne’s World is this weekend. Shooting Hot Magazine will have a writer/photographer there to cover it.

24. ANS Gear has some exclusive Ego 10 color combos: http://www.ansgear.com/Ego_Ten_Paintball_Gun_s/1620.htm

25. E-Money has a telephone seminar about how to recession-proof your field. Drop him a line via phone or email to get the info on how to hear this seminar. Http://www.emoneypaintball.net

26. Millenium Series first to announce acceptance of .50 Caliber.

27. More rumors about ProCaps are floating around, and I asked various representatives at ProCaps about them. All are categorically denied. There was a rumor I’d heard about them that I confirmed, but it wasn’t the usual ProCaps is going out of business in the next 5 minutes rumor that always seems to be floating around about them. I’d tell you what it was, but then the Romanian Terminator would have to kill me.