LCP Game Writer “Georgia” Joe Hamilton and his wife, known only as “The Silky-Voiced Creature” welcomed their new daughter Sadie Opal Hamilton into the world this morning.

Mrs. Hamilton went to the hospital last night suffering from elevated blood pressure and pain, and it was determined that it would be necessary to induce labor 3 weeks early. The process was started, but stopped during the course of the evening and the plan was to re-initiate labor this morning.

However, Mrs. Hamilton started frank labor this morning on her own. Sadie was in the breech position, and doctors decided that it would be best to perform a cesarean section to protect both mother and child from injury.

At birth, Miss Sadie Hamilton weighed in at 6 pounds, 6 ounces and was 18 inches long. As instructed, Ford Report Minions were on hand to get pictures of Miss Hamilton while NOT getting pictures of the birth itself. Mrs. Hamilton, Mr. Hamilton and Miss Hamilton are all doing fine and resting comfortably now.