We at PaintClub21 are salt-of-the-earth, grassroots kind of players. We believe in playing hard, partying harder and in general having a good time. We’ve recently taken note of a new website called PBWoman.Com, and to be honest, we’re confused.

Our friend “T.B.” Wright commented at length on the site HERE , but we remain confused. Paintball is one of those sports where your plumbing has very little to do with how well you’ll play or even your ability to play. Speaking for myself, when I’m shooting at someone on the field, their plumbing is the last thing on my mind.

But I digress.

We’re now roughly one month out from PaintClub21, one of the most epically diverse events on the planet. We don’t care what your plumbing is, nor do we care how you choose to employ said plumbing. In addition to the main tent where there will be entertainment, libations and fun, we also have the ‘ding dong tent’ where those who prefer their entertainment bulging, as it were.

This year we’re still planning on having the ‘Naughty T-Shirt” contest, which I won handily with my MILF Hunter T-Shirt, but a woman wearing something nearly as offensive came very close to winning the prize. This year I fully expect that lady to return, and I’m told that South Beach has some fantastic T-Shirt shops where you can find all sorts of offensive fun.

Here are the rules for the Naughty T-Shirt Contest:

1. No Racial Epithets or discriminatory verbiage, art, or concepts allowed. Leave the Swastikas at home.
2. The T-Shirt must remain in one piece, which means if you think you have particularly offensive manboobs, you will NOT be allowed to cut holes in the shirt to sport those puppies.
3. The “C” word is strictly prohibited.

The Dark Overlord has informed me that February 1^st will be the decision date as to whether or not this event goes on. We’ve been deluged with inquiries about the event itself, and that deluge has passed the tests required to get an invite, but as yet only the hard partying South Beach Pimps have actually sacked up and fully registered.

The same old waiting until the last second to register isn’t going to work with PaintClub21. There are no walk-ons at this event, and the overhead costs dictate that we have certain pre-registration numbers in order to justify spending the money on entertainers, tents, Bill Bain’s services as Executive Chef, and of course security, which is being provided by Long County, Georgia’s Sheriff’s Department. We are proud to announce that Budweiser has stepped up and agreed to sponsor the night’s libations, which is a larger burden than you might think, if last year’s event is any indication.

However, we’re not going to waste your time or ours by putting on an event that we lose money on. We’re not running a charity for party-hearty paintball players, and while we don’t expect to make money, we cannot and will not lose money on the event.

So, if you’re ‘in’, but you’re waiting to see if the event is actually going to happen before paying up, now is the time to put on your man-pants and pay up…this is an event for the players, and it’s up to you, the inglorious bastards out in the weeds playing the game to make this event happen.

Go to www.paintclub21.com to start the process, get information, and make the decision now if you’re ready to experience PaintClub21.