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1. It was an epic medieval battle at Old River Paintball this past weekend….see the pictures at http://www.thefordreport.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=25
2. Tom Santo says: “If you didn’t go to Dox 5 @ Cousins NJ you missed an epic woodsball dance off and a Blue victory. Featured dancer is Thorny of the Assassins and if you look towards the end of the video down the path you will see a very Michael Jackson inspired front kick by a highland skull in response: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA3O_ZWMnQ8 “
3. StickToDrum, TechPB, and The Ford Report wish you Happy April Fool’s Day: http://thefordreport.com/2010/04/happy-april-fools-day/ Enjoy!
4. The WCPPL is now a PSP Affiliate League.
5. Had a nice conversation with Valken’s Gino Postorivo this week. I asked for his shark steak and Bear Jerky recipes, but there’s no real recipe for “raw”. It’s just…raw.
6. Right. Moving on…
7. The new Shooting Hot Magazine will be out soon…Billy thought it’d be fun to play an April Fool’s Day joke and put Bill Murray in a speedo for the “Junkie In the Trunk” centerfold section…After we cleansed our eyes with bleach Joe set to putting a proper hottie in the centerfold…it could have been worse…they could have used me in a speedo for the centerfold. I don’t think the female paintball population is ready to witness the Hairy Hotness in a nearly raw state just yet.
8. KEE Action Sports has added 4 people to their Customer Care Unit (CCU).
9. Rock Starlet Waverly Muller reports that at the MSXL event in Kentucky this past weekend, Valken teams took the podium in all 3 divisions.
10. The CFOA has released the field layout for their 2^nd Race-2 event of the year. Check it out at www.thecfoa.com
11. Word has it that cell phone based force tracking is making its debut on field in the US & UK this month.
12. MOATI and the Special Ops Crew are going to LL3.
13. I’m sending in my registration tonight for First Strike’s “Attack of the Necromongers” May 1st-2^nd so I can go kill for DXS’s Andy Potter and my AE Joe Holleran. Come fight with me and the South Beach Pimps or fight against us…we’re just there for the gangbang.
14. Tadao Technologies has rolled out their new USB/OLED Yakuza board for the Intimidator. Now if I could get The Saucy Aussie to sell me his Ironman Timmy, I’d be able to make the case for reviewing one of these boards to Will and Cookie…just sayin’.
15. Speaking of hot rod boards, the homies over at Virtue Paintball are having a beast of a sale on goodies…check it out at http://www.virtuepaintball.com
16. If you’re a previous Critical Paintball customer, come on back to check out their expanded line of products and get a discount for coming back…you know which code to enter if you’re a previous customer…
17. S-Thunder has a Mil-Sim Landmine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z_GRS1P0yc
18. Carter of MCarterBrown.Com gets into the First Post spirit, and gets first post on Simon’s new forum That’s a good one! http://www.simonized.com/showthread.php?1-First-Post
19. TRAUMAHEAD SPORTZ show starts this Fri night @ 10:30Pm eastern on ch. 230 Dish or 344 Direct Tv. First episode stars first timers, rec-ballers, and newbies!
20. Tippmann is supporting TraumaHead Sportz on TV, but I heard that Goldblatt is doing the announcing…I just hope he got his “TRAUMAHEAAAAAAD SPOOOOOOOOORTZ!” down right.
21. The Vicious 2010 Race2 Series has increased their prize packages.
22. The Rumors are all true! Evan Money challenged Olympic Gold Medalist Evan Lysacek to a one on one paintball match and the winner got the Gold Medal. Check out Evan Money with his spoils on his new Money Paintball Facebook page or click here: http://www.facebook.com/pages/-Money-Paintball-/359301391486?v=photos#!/pages/-Money-Paintball-/359301391486?v=wall
23. Valken is painting the beach at HB this year! And as an added bonus, nobody will have to worry about sharks…just ignore the Valken Sales Team gnawing on the raw shark steaks…
24. Find out what being a true paintball sniper is all about at Operation Bad Karma: Clear and Present Danger on April 24th at A Pirate’s Paradise in Mesquite, Nevada. http://www.teambadkarma.com/?p=588 for the straight poop on this event.
25. “Georgia” Joe Hamilton and I agreed to call a draw on our Marco/Polo face-off since we ended up being on the same side at Holy Grail. It wouldn’t have been kosher for players on the same side to be shooting the crap out of each other.
26. In addition to their support for Traumahead Sportz, Tippmann is doing their part to grow the game by expanding the Tippmann Challenge worldwide, and they’ve extended their partnership with Backstage Artist Lounge. Bussler is going to be all over the world having a ball this year!
27. You know, I was kinda bummed out at the fact that I turned 40 yesterday…then I took a look at myself in the mirror this morning and got over it…I make 40 look GOOD!