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1. TechPB and StickToDrum teamed up for another video…it’s comedy gold! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xcbO-o5Cgk
2. The PSP has updated their website. Http://www.pspevents.com go check it out so Camille will be all giggly!
3. Not to be outdone, Greg Hastings has updated his site to reflect the coming reality of his new video game: http://www.gregredhastings.com
4. NPPL DC Challenge registration is now open. Go and get your team signed up so Frank Connell doesn’t beat me up…
5. Speaking of Frank, he’s been in Alaska the past week or so…Northern Minions report that a Grizzly bear tried to eat him, but got the crap beat out of it instead. Messing with Frank is kinda like tugging on Superman’s cape…you just don’t do it!
6. I heard this rumor about Greg Hastings…trying to confirm now.
7. Jacko at Planet Eclipse put a smile on my face today. You’re a Pimp, Jacko.
8. As usual, Blue and Duece kicked my door in with this: “WESTERN WARS is shaping up with over 300 pre-regs so come on out and join the good ole time at EMR on June 26/27. Join one of the teams as SHIELDS from Team Delta assisted by BARNEY leads the Native Warriors to try to drive out the Soldiers and Settlers from their land led by VIPER assisted by WIDEGUY of team VOODOO. Shootouts, Poker, Hot Dog Eating Contest, Horseshoes are all part of the evening fun and worth points. See ya all there.”
9. I’m thinking Blue and Duece owe me some money for all the broken doors in my house…
10. Registration is starting to take off for the Redneck Luau going on the weekend of July 10^th at LCP. Might want to get signed up now to not only get in on a killer time, but spend some quality time with Fun Size and Krazy Kim. Http://www.lcpscenariogames.com
11. Fun Size, AKA Sarah Manno, has joined the staff at Shooting Hot Magazine as a staff writer. In addition to her good looks, she’s bringing experience as a player and mother to the table. I look for good things to come out of Fun Size.
12. Tippmann has signed up to distribute Pepperball Technologies’ “Hot Shot” personal protection pepper spray. No Ron, I won’t let you test it on me…
13. DYE releases the Marble Blue NT.
14. Dangerous Power releases the G4.
15. When I woke up this morning, there was a camo painted Ninja hanging from the ceiling…turns out it was Valken’s Greg Muller, and he had this to say: “Valken Sports is now distributing Sterling Pump Markers. Dozens sold at LL3 and DDAY. People know a great thing when they shoot it.”
16. New Jersey now has it’s own X-Ball league, the NJXPL.
17. Custom Products has released a new regulator, and this one will handle CO2 and HPA. Dale is giggling maniacally.
18. “Georgia” Joe Hamilton of LCP Scenario Games dropped in with this: “Spoke with Damien tonight and he has something special in store for December with a little pre-game teaser. Once a week a series of trivia questions will be posted here (On Facebook) and on pbjunkie.com . The team with the most answered correctly will receive a bonus at the game in December.I will post more as we work out the specific details and begin a weekly post with the trivia. Don’t ask what the bonus is because he is keeping it a secret.”
19. Yes, I know Steve Davidson found the property that was the site of the first ever paintball game. No, I don’t care.
20. RPS and Empire remind me that they’re proud to support the PSP.
21. S-Thunder has been busy, having products reviewed in US, Spanish, German, and UK publications.
22. Greg and Waverly from Valken will be at Battlezone PB in Commerce GA this weekend supporting the Joker vs. Riddler event. Drop by, play, say hey, grab some shade and bring ‘em some ice and a few cold ones.
23. Planet Eclipse will be at the PSP Chicago Open showing off the GEO 2, as well as the rest of their lineup. If you’re going, drop in and check it out!
24. Virtue Paintball has brought out their new Rotor Arm, to upgrade the DYE Rotor.
25. After Greg got down from my ceiling and had a cup of coffee, he had this to say: “Valken Corps is in full effect. If you want to be a regional commander or assistant, contact greg@valken.com . There’s some serious schwag in it for you, not to mention great deals, unrivaled support for the players and huge benefits for Corps HQ stores/fields.”
26. Odd…I don’t drink coffee and neither does the Tiny Blonde Goddess.
27. Angel Paintball Sports has released the final color combinations for their soon to land Angel Eyes mask.
28. The RPL’s affiliate, Bonus Balls League is having their first event at Warped Paintball Park in SoCal. Get all the info at http://www.warpedpaintballpark.com
29. Social Paintball has their own video show now, called “Social Paintball Presents: Paintball”. Check it out at http://www.socialpaintball.com
30. TechPB welcomes Colorado Crash as the latest addition to their stable of sponsored teams.
31. Minions report that very, very big things are stirring in the Valken camp. More details as they present themselves. Did I mention Very Big?
32. Ninja Paintball rolls out their “Ninja Pirate” tanks.
33. As this week comes to a close, I’m looking forward to next weekend, where I’ll be in Miami at the Navarro Compound for the annual South Beach Pimps Summer Luau. Amongst others, honored guest Shawn “Soulcar” Collins and his wife “Snapshotz” of the Midwest Chapter of IYAOYAS will be down for their first-ever trip to Miami. They just don’t know…