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1. The June issue of Shooting Hot Magazine is up for your reading pleasure! Check it out at http://www.shootinghotmagazine.com
2. My homie Arfan at Gen-X Global informs me that their website is up and running now, and if you use the coupon code thefordreport , you get a 15% discount on all orders! Http://www.genxglobalinc.com
3. This year’s Finale at Low Country Paintball is now open for registration. Check out http://www.lcpfinale.com to get registered and how you can get free paint for the event!
4. For the record, The South Beach Pimps will be killing for the dark side’s Ashley Adair and Jamie Holleran.
5. Paintball Live! (PbLive Inc, a non-profit corporation.www.pblive.tv ) is now accepting applications for new segment producers and hosts for their weekly streaming paintball program and video/audio podcast.
6. Found a video link of the new Dangerous Power Fusion X shooting over on TechPB: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhGoaXZGxrU
7. “The Man” won at this year’s Living Legends event.
8. I got an earful about the chicks walking around the NPPL event with pasties and body paint on…like I’m going to object to hot chicks walking around basically topless? However, the hypocrisy of some who utilized the body painted hotties is astounding, to say the least.
9. This weekend I’m going to be live fire testing the LAPCO Grey Ghost and Tippmann TPX pistol, which has the new 7 round magazine in it.
10. Somehow I get the feeling that Elisa from LAPCO and Ron Goldblatt from Tippmann are conspiring to turn me from being a paint-belching monster into a precise one-shot-one-kill stock player. Rehab may be in order. I likes me some Eclipse Paint-Belchers.
11. Minions report that Valken ‘leaked’ out some of their 2011 line at LL3. I lost contact with my midwest minions after they said they were going to ‘have a little talk’ with Valken’s Greg Muller…
12. Jared from Bad Karma says: “Bad Karma Paintball Team receives Most Valuable Team at Living Legends III at CPX Sports in Joliet, IL”
13. Damage won Pro Division at the NPPL Chicago event this past weekend. Spies report that they may have possibly seen Paul Richards smile. We’re trying to confirm that.
14. The PSP has released their Schedule of Events and a nice Enterprise Rent-A-Car discounts for their Chicago event.
15. BT Paintball has their very own Facebook page now. Search up “Official BT Paintball” to friend ‘em.
16. While you’re at it, look me up, Shooting Hot Magazine, and Low Country Paintball and friend us too!
17. The CFOA has released the list of teams they’re inviting to the Spring Championships.
18. The guys at S-Thunder spoke up: “S-Thunder is pleased to announce a product extension to its line of M203 style grenades that fires paintballs/colored powder. S-Thunder is now

    launching a new line of LONG & SHORT BARREL CO2 Powered Foam Ball GRENADES.

19. Tippmann now has a line of guns out for those who are still beginners, but want their own gear:http://www.tippmann.com/emea/product_guide/tpnbravo.aspx
20. For Memorial Day weekend I was busy writing the coverage of MPP Games’ “4 Roads to Laos” and on Memorial Day itself I wrote an editorial called “Garden of Heroes”. Check it out here: http://thefordreport.com/2010/05/garden-of-heroes/