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- World Cup started yesterday. Ashley and I won’t be there this year…
- We’re going to LCP instead, to kill Zombies and to help “Georgia” Joe Hamilton! Get signed up like the rest of the cool kids at http://www.lcpscenariogames.com
- So who’s an international rock star? That would be me: http://thefordreport.com/2012/10/the-paintball-show-episode-1/
- If you’re going to World Cup, Gino Postorivo suggests that you come by the Valken Compound to sit down with him and his guys to grow the game. As Gino is larger and likely meaner than I am, I’d suggest taking the man’s advice…
- Meanwhile, I’m told that if Andy Potter shows up at World Cup, he’s getting beaten…so he’s going to LCP like the rest of us cool kids!
- Speaking of International Rock Stars, Tim and Suzy Barnett present Tippmann Challenge UK 2013: http://youtu.be/PSgjWhsMJW4
- If Brian Barno really liked me, he’d send me one of those new DXS air systems with the American Flag graphics on it…it’d match my Vapor perfectly.
- If nothing else, drop by the DXS booth to bust his chops…tell him I said “Hi”.
- Meanwhile, Quarles dropped by on the way down to Orlando (Polk City if you want to be technical about it) to let me know about two new AXE colors…a blue/green gun, and a gray/green and gold gun.
- The Death Kitty about had a heart attack when he jumped out of the closet and said “BOO!”.
- Sonny Lopez does video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4YXV3yQDCE
- E-Money made a mistake: “I thought for sure everyone was using this one simple tip to double their birthday business! Sadly most fields are not!!! WATCH THE FREE SHORT VIDEO:http://youtu.be/WlYw34p7VB8
- Do it now, or he’s sending Frank Connell over to beat me up…marriage hasn’t mellowed him out that much.
- The Pre-Registration for “Mobsters: Redemption” closes tomorrow…might want to get on that: http://www.fortknoxpaintball.com
- Splat Marks the Spot at the 2012 Patriot Games: http://thefordreport.com/2012/10/splat-marks-the-spot-at-the-2012-patriot-games/
- It did with Tinsley as well: http://thefordreport.com/2012/10/the-jt-splatmaster-z200/
- Meanwhile, the always dapper Gavin Anderson of Kohn Sports did his best to make me dapper as well: http://thefordreport.com/2012/10/the-kohn-sports-old-school-jersey/
- Ashley wouldn’t let me post a picture of me wearing it for fear of driving the female playing population to distraction with my hotness.
- **cough**
- Win World Cup with Empire, or participate in DXS’s Imperial Program…either way get a change if you win to get your paint paid for!
- SAVOY 6 joins RAP4.
- RAP4 is also proud to roll out the Spartan Battle Belt VII.
- The NPPL announces this week that the 2013 Huntington Beach event will be held April 12th-14th at their epic venue in HB.
- Hopefully Andrew at Machine will need help out there and force me to fly out… **winkwinknudgenudgesaynomoresaynomore**
- Over at Tadao Technologies, Will and Cookie are bringing back the Yakuza Ego 7/8 board, and the MikkoNT board.
- The last RPL event of the season is a mere 2 weeks away…might want to get signed up if you’re playing!
- Anyone know offhand how long a trademark or whatever IP is associated with a brand name? I saw something on Facebook that hit me the wrong way…I sincerely doubt something like that would last 20+ years… But I’m no lawyer.
- Funny how changing things up makes you feel sometimes. For the past 10+ years, I’ve been going to World Cup every year. This year I’m not, and in a way I’m a little jealous of those going because they get to see all the booth hotties and new goodies. Then I realize that my wife is drop-dead gorgeous, and my best friends in the world are going to be at LCP….and suddenly I don’t care about World Cup this year. Funny how that works out…
